February 2012
Bon voyage!
getsnarly:
glitter-femin1sts:
hyrulian-feminist:
lintunight:
Happy abortion day! Have unprotected sex because some idiot gave you a flower and a card and said “I love you” just this one day of the year. Then destroy a life that is not to blame for your stupidity that you call “in love”.
I am a hopeless mess right now. He is just a human being, there is no reason to be this stressed out about making him pie.
flyingwombat asked: You look like Lynn Collins in your icon. Babe alert. ~~mizz u bby
Anonymous asked: You disgust me.
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Making dinner for a really cute vegan boy on Valentine’s day.
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captainbwilson asked: Curiosity has killed my cat. What is on your list of dream cars you want?
woe-is-andrew asked: MAKE ME COOKIES DICK.
I have a brand new appreciation for penises after viewing one in bright light. Pronounced frenulum, so wonderful looking.
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bitter-verses:
anwhorexic:
BREAKING NEWS: A 14 year old straight white girl has been awarded this years Nobel Peace Prize for correcting a classmates usage of the word ‘gay’ as a negative adjective.
this is incorrect.
Wait…. are young, straight, white females not allowed to be correct? Because in my opinion, every time ANYONE makes it clear that gay is not, has never been, and will...
Reblog if your dick is massive.
soundeffectzandoverdramatics:
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I need to go get ready.
tuesdaycuriosity asked: Drink lots of water, rest up and I hope you feel better soon~
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undreamedconstellations asked: You don't have to be an aethiest to think that people who think Obama is the antichrist are mental and annoying.
I want to get tattooed again. AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN.
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade